Moses prayed the nightmare would stop
But whoosh, there he was on a mountaintop
There God gave him the 10 Commandments;
Take two tablets, no enhancements

A few millennia later

When God checked back again
He couldnt believe his eyes

It was worse than it had been
Billions crammed the planet

It was bursting at the seams

The DNA from rabbits

Somehow mixed with human genes

Once again He looked around
Another shepherd had to be found
It might have been a tough decision
If not for Gods nearsighted vision
He saw a face he clearly recognized
And a Moses clone was atomized

A raging has-been actor cursed the blinding light
Whoever was ad-libbing was itching for a fight

Silence, I am God; in my presence you should cower

Big deal, Im Charlton Hesston

You wanna argue power?

I dont remember you being so rude;
be glad I'm in a forgiving mood
You're gonna get a chance to improve your score
You'll sure to do better than you did before

I'm not sure just who you are,
But this is going way too far
Moses was only a role to play;
Now Im in charge of the NRA
Explain just why you kidnapped me
Or reach for leather at the count of three

I'd hoped the species would evolve
But it continues to regress
Human beings never use their heads,
The situations a mess
Other planets whisper that the earth is one big sewer The ozone looks like Swiss cheese;
Its amazing you've endured

Population runs amok, perhaps you should modernize Eulate big business lose the dead weight, downsize

 
Downsize, that might do the trick,

 
Charlie beamed with confidence,

God knew he was the man
The NRA would ignite the blaze,

An inferno Bush would fan
Presidential power can veto population 
A burning Bush without restraints

Could be the worlds salvation

Convicts will broil from coast to coast

States can hold contests to see who fries the most
Sauté in Seattle, stun them first like cattle
Sizzle in South Dakota, marinade in Minnesota

Once the flame is crackling,
It will leap beyond our borders
Countries from around the world

Can fax in their orders

Millions will go up in smoke

Theyll never have a prayer

The Bible set a precedent

A Bush can burn anywhere

The carnage wont discriminate by color, race or sex
Their ashes will be buried, labeled only with an X
Its as simple as the ABCs

One always knows whats next
In the alphabet of life and death

After Dubya comes X

Bring Them Home

c2000 DMorgan

Thousands of our troops suffer over seas

Stricken by an illness called mad cowboy disease
We know they caught the bug

From eating French fries and brie

First we cut out French fries; next well cut the cheese
Chorus: Bring them home from Iraq

All together all in tact

We can show how much we care

Bring them home bring them back

Kelly lives in Kokomo

Tonys from Toledo

 Laurie comes from Louisville

Brandys home is bunker hill
Omar lives in Omaha

 Sandras home is Saginaw

Ingrid comes from Indianapolis/

Mortimers from Minneapolis (chorus)

From north to south/from east to west

Mad cowboy disease is killing our best

Without our strong support their futures look black
Lets show some respect

Bring them home bring them back (chorus)

Cheese

c1985 DMorgan

Ronald Reagans recipe from 20 years ago

Caused bread to trickle upward

From those without much dough
Fat cats had a tasty treat

A scrumptious potpourri

But poor folks also got their slice

When the government gave them cheese
It really put us in a bind

We couldnt pass the cheese

George served up a smorgasbord

Those thousand points of lite

Many people read his lips but lost their appetite
Every daily diet had a few less calories

The hungry cried out, "wheres the beef,

We need some with our cheese"
While some enjoyed the gouda life

The rest ate surplus cheese

Gourmets were delighted with potato ala Quale

Who longed to see his favorite dish

 Murphy brown, in jail
Dan devised a regimen to stamp out poverty

Send the homeless to the moon,

& let them all eat cheese
Send a lot of crackers

Cuz theyll never run out of cheese

When our daily grace is said

Remember Albert Gore

Inventor of the internet, the telephone and more
If Al had won the bake off

He would have saved the trees

But our palates would need cleansing

Cuz we'd eat recycled cheese
Tipper would place labels on recycled surplus cheese
Clinton was astonished that folks were underfed

He clearly demonstrated how we each can get ahead Bill suggested little things to help us feel at ease

Like lighting up a fine cigar

When you're finished with your cheese
Kick back, enjoy a stogie

When you've polished off your cheese

Florida is one place

George would love to slam the door on Compassionate conservative is Dumbyas oxymoron
Along with cutting taxes, he'll cut social security

We know he cut those dimpled chads

 I'm afraid hell cut the cheese
Don't beat around the bush George

We know youll cut the cheese

Peace Works
Remember back in grammar school

Learning all those grammar rules

About adjectives, adverbs and interjections

When one poorly parsed predicate

Resulted in rejection

Some parts of speech have been modified

Making them a little less absurd

Peace today is no longer a noun

We finally figured out its an action verb
Peace in todays world is not a noun

It has to be an action verb

Chorus: Peace works, through our hearts

Peace works through our hands

No longer a privilege or a preference

Its the price survival demands
One final flourish at the finish line

Is what this race demands

Reconsider justice, tolerance and love

Defined as persons, places or things

As subjects they tend to speechify

But as action words they sprout eagle wings

If you think waging war brings resolution

You might return to school for a saner solution

Enroll in the course life 101

You'll learn that peace is what we aim for

But never with a gun (ch)

The Christian Coalition

Robertson & Falwell have an open line to God

He tells them how each one of us should live
Read your Bible daily, always vote for Bush

Then send money til there's nothing left to give 

 
Chorus: We belong to the Christian Coalition

Our viewpoints come straight from on high
We'll tell you what is wrong

Cuz were always on the right

Its so wonderful to never wonder why

Lesbos & homos can lead our kids astray

Liberals are Lucifers best friends
Those New York City towers

Would be standing tall today

If the lefties would have learned to say amen

 
Terrorists are everywhere but dont lose any sleep We'll nuke them all no matter where they hide
Genocide for Jesus doesn't contradict his word

It only proves that God is on our side (chorus)

Satan spews his sacrilege, in movies and TV

There's nudity and filth at every turn
Dumbya knows the answer

Put prayer back in our schools

Its the fundamental lesson all must learn(chorus)

Children Must Learn Lesson ..

c1982 DMorgan

1 Barrels of oil or the barrels of guns

peace loving people of the USA,

peace loving people of the world

2 Jews attack Arabs, Arabs attack Jews (Israel)

3. You'd better reach for leather if you disagree 

4.Bow to the Bushman or risk world war )
5 mega ton nukes are the way to survive 

 6 politics and god make one hell of a mix 

 7 The toll road is steep on the highway to heaven

8 self-righteousness is the hammer of hate 

 9 the future of existence is the line

10 we've done it all before will we do it all again 

Peace Is Patriotic, Too

 c2002 DMorgan

Parading through the streets with peace signs flying Peace is patriotic too

Opposing war is as dignified as dying

Peace is patriotic too

Some march to the meter of a military drum

Peace is patriotic too

Some prefer a peaceful protest--we shall overcome Peace is patriotic too

ch: You don't need to be neurotic

To think peace is patriotic

Peace is patriotic too

Drilling Arabs for oil, now that's a bit psychotic

Peace is patriotic too

We don't have to hide our heads, pretend to be mute Peace is patriotic too

Folks can fight for freedom without forcing a salute

Peace is patriotic too

Dissent is as American as mom and apple pi

Peace is patriotic too

We can honor our nation without choosing to die Peace is patriotic too

We don't need to shoulder weapons

To prove our loyalty

Peace is patriotic too

Protesting persecution is a privilege of the free

Peace is patriotic too

You can pledge allegiance to country and flag

Peace is patriotic too

While mourning all the bodies

That come home in bags

Peace is patriotic too

You don't have to be a pinko or a hippie or a freak/

To speak out against oppression

You don't have to be wimpy or weird or weak

To take a stand against aggression
That red white and blue waves for me & you

Peace is patriotic too

Rush

c2k DMorgan

 

Pointy heads and ditto heads

Sleep in very similar beds

We sometimes even share each others sheets Although were always on the right

No one calls us erudite 
A ditto head just listens then repeats

 

We all revere the father, the son & holy ghost

But I am proud to tell you

We revere old Rush the most
We memorize his every word

Genuflect and follow

No matter how unsavory

We close our eyes and swallow

Fill us with your wisdom Rush, we are hollow

We will fight with all our might

Those whose loafers are too light

You know that real men wear jack boots

Good for stomping grapes and other fruits

Modern women make me puke

They like to think they're men

But theyre not fooling anyone

We know theyre a bunch of lesbians
Get back in the kitchen closet

Where you each belong

You know this femi-Nazi shit is wrong

 

We dont care if youre a pig/we love you Rush

We dont care if you're an addict, we still gush
We dont even care if what you tell us isnt true

This is no crush, Rush--we worship you

 

Rush could be the president

We pulled it off with Dubya

A clone of evolutions missing link
Rush could turn the world into a true utopia

One where no one ever has to think

A perfect place where no one has to think

The Boob Tube

Me & the kids was watching the super bowl

The missus in the kitchen baking apple pie

The girls could care less about football

But miss that halftime show, theyd rather die

Suddenly it happened to my udder dismay

In our family room on super bowl day

We witnessed a sight I though I'd never see

Not during prime time/on network TV

Without any warning right there on the tube

Popped a pornographic picture

An unrestrained boob

A mammary gland A braless breast

A cup that overfloweth, an unadorned chest

My kids hid their faces they was traumatized Sickened by the shamelessness

In front of their eyes

 

The pagan presentation was lascivious & lewd
Janet should be jailed for performing nearly nude

To get our minds off that smutty scene

We sought absolution on the silver screen

The passion of the Christ is a picture kids should see
They might become the grownups

We would like them to be

It was vital to replace that television tripe

With a family values flick,one with some hype

A graphic crucifixion was all it took

The savagery alone was worth a second look

Youre bound to enjoy it but heres the real hook

Once you see the movie

You don't have to read the book

We Have To Beat The Bushes Again

In the last election the voters were had

By a bush-league mob and a chump called Chad Americans were stunned disillusioned and sad

But as the plot unfolded sad turned to mad

Chorus: we have to beat the bushes (3x)

We have to beat the bushes again

Lies and deception wont steal this election

We're going to beat the bushes again

Would you like to find solutions to our oily little war

We have to beat the bushes again
Do you wonder what so many have been sacrificed for

We have to beat the bushes again

Bushes are weeds as everyone knows

They choke out life wherever they grow

Truth can extinguish this noxious blight

We have to beat the bushes again to see the light 

 
It wasnt enough to win fair and square

We have to beat the bushes again

They rigged the results hoping no one would care

We have to beat the bushes again

Now millions of Americans are entering the race

To see who gets to wipe that smarmy smirk off Dumbyas face
As November approaches its a matter of deduction

They need to locate weapons of mass destruction
Like Janets attire the evidence is scant

But dont be surprised if they find a bushy plant 

Dumbya Dumbya III

People take pleasure poking fun at him

But malapropisms dont prove Dumbyas dim

Take a look beyond all that good old boy stuff

You'll see a Texan with the temperament

To walk the walk

 

Talk the talk--walk the walk

He's gonna go down in history

As the fearless fomenter Dumbya Dumbya III

You have to love the guy

He's like the Marlboro man

How could anyone not be GW fan

He has that little swagger in his gait

He looks you in the eye when he prevaricates
He handles a horse like John Wayne, of course

And hes not afraid to instigate

 

A swagger in his gate--not afraid to instigate

His name will go down in history

Known forever as Dumbya Dumbya iii

 

Heed those red alerts cuz there's danger of attack From that military giant, the titanic Iraq

Dumbya is providing some hands on instruction

For countries with weapons of mass destruction

 

Providing some instruction

To stamp out mass destruction

You know hell go down in history

In the era known as WWIII

 

You gotta respect the way he thumbs his nose at NATO
That whiney bunch of wimps

Who insist on going slow

Dumbya is one dude you dont want to rebuke

See it his way or you might be seeing nukes

Not prudent to rebuke

Unless you want a nuke

He might fill a whole chapter in history

If humanity survives Dumbya Dumbya III

Its a question of surviving WWIII

Another Burning Bush

c2k DMorgan
Moses got excited when that bramble bush ignited

He really started freaking

When the flames commenced to speaking

The shepherd felt relief

When he heard what God desired

Take two tablets then set the world on fire

Hitler said "Pshaw, old Moses was a Jew

He never did one thing a good nazi couldnt do
If youre charismatic and a quintessential liar

You don't need a burning bush

To set the world on fire"

The continent exploded with maniacal fury

The master race assumed the roles of judge and jury
Led by a loser certifiably nuts

Many could have stopped him

But no one had the guts

(ch) The sheep said "Yaaa, we hear and obey

 Following orders is the patriotic way

Power when its absolute does not require a reason

& doubting the fuehrer was an act of treason."

 
What happened to concept of civilization?

 Was judgment a victim of rationalization?

Did common sense and ethics desert humanity

Does unquestioning compliance cause insanity

Dumbya is a charlatan a calculating clown

But blood lines confirmed his claim to the crown

Junior learned a lesson from recent history

Someone pays the price for a poor economy

Diversion and deception are fuel for a liar

And a single burning bush can set the world on fire 

 
Power is addictive as history shows

More potent than the powder

 Dumbya put up his nose
Add a Dick and a Bush to a festering feud

You know the facts of life

Someones going to get screwed

A Bush League obsessed with vengefulness

Will risk world destruction to exact its pound of flesh
How much collateral must be amassed

To give Dumbya an erection

Perhaps one vote for every body bag

Will be the price of his re-election

NRA/PTA Blues
Sit up straight and pay attention to what I have to say Its time to re-evaluate the PTA

It may have helped our schools once

But now its so passé
We need to set our sights on the issues of today

 

ch: NRA, NRA, problems go away and stay

Everyone should own a gun

For protection of a little drive by fun
Shotguns, pistol, derringers too

Just pick the heat thats right for you

M-1s, Tommy guns for everyone,

Have yourself a blast, buy a gun

Education has gone to hell

since I was a boy in school

Manners and respect continue to decrease

Though boys still brag in the locker room

Their aim has really changed

These days you'd better duck

When a kid says hes gonna get a piece

 

No more bloody fist fights on the playground after school

Rven brutal bullies will practice the golden rule

We'll never see that scrawny kid

With a fat lip and black eye

Wven mousy mamas boys

Can learn to fire from the hip

 

We love the second amendment

Its the only one we know

Enforcing present laws is what were lacking

A rod in every book bag, a pistol in each purse

Trigger locks are ludicrous when everybodys packing

 

Little kids are tickled

When they study their favorite lesson

How to load aim & fire

Their very own Smith & Wesson

Bleeding hearts say art class reveals a fatal flaw

Bodies fall like hailstones

When the teacher says draw (chorus)